ik-zie-u-graag:

I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!

ik-zie-u-graag:

I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!

(via coolpenis)

ourtimeorg:

Would be nice to see this in the US.

ourtimeorg:

Would be nice to see this in the US.

disneyismyescape:

kinell:

Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.

i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”

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unicornbl000d:

bofurs-wife:

heirtotheholyringsofbetazed:

stagmachine:

watch this irish man get tragically crushed by adorable sneezing baby seals

This guy is living my dream.

(via turning-on-the-light)

assume:

you’re as irrelevant as “ueue” in the word “queue”

(via theostrichsingsatmidnight)

HIGH SCHOOL



This is how to run a stick of Chapstick
down the black boxes on your scantron
so the grading machine skips the wrong
answers. This is how to honor roll. Hell,
this is how to National Honor Society.
This is being voted “Most Likely to Marry
for Money” or “Talks the Most, Says the
Least” for senior superlatives. This is
stepping around the kids having panic
attacks in the hallway. This is being the
kid having a panic attack in the hallway.
This is making the A with purple moons
stamped under both eyes. We had to try.
This is telling the ACT supervisor you have
ADHD to get extra time. Today, the average
high school student has the same anxiety
levels as the average 1950’s psychiatric
patient. We know the Pythagorean theorem
by heart, but short-circuit when asked
“How are you?” We don’t know. We don’t
know. That wasn’t on the study guide.
We usually know the answer, but rarely
know ourselves.

HIGH SCHOOL By Blythe Baird (via blythebrooklyn)

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emmiebar5:


i’m sorry, but this tweet is the best


Ahhhh tweet. Like a bird tweet. Too much pun

emmiebar5:

i’m sorry, but this tweet is the best

Ahhhh tweet. Like a bird tweet. Too much pun

(via carbohydrategoddess)

live. just live. let the rest follow.
also chemistry and food and sci-fi books. latin is a pretty cool language and john green. you are a pretty cool person for taking the time to look at my blog so chat me or something social like that.

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