extreme makeover: home edition

  • girl: i kinda like horses
  • ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE

jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

(via not-nic-cage)

snapette:

Inspiration this Friday morning #drseuss #quote #inspiration #monday #snapette

snapette:

Inspiration this Friday morning #drseuss #quote #inspiration #monday #snapette

swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

(via wheezzing)

twoheaded-grrrl:

The hills are alive with the sound of punk rock

twoheaded-grrrl:

The hills are alive with the sound of punk rock

(via intrnetvibes)

norwegianwoods:

Trinidad - Tobago holiday. January 1966.

norwegianwoods:

Trinidad - Tobago holiday. January 1966.

(via l-enn0n)

mj-the-scientist:

veggietalesyaoi:

if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking

And then it would turn into a murder mystery party.

mj-the-scientist:

tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

I beg to differ. The average human’s internal body temperature is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit, or 37 degrees Celsius. This is significantly warmer than room temperature, which is only 75 degrees Fahrenheit, or 23.9 degrees Celsius.

Unless you’re talking to a corpse. Those are stored in cooler temperatures. Even then, not room temp. Sorry, not sorry.

bigbootsandscaryeyes:

ostealjewelry:

bohemianist:

adviceforvegans:

Say NO to marine parks!

Say NO to zoos Say NO to circuses YOU have the power to make a difference by boycotting!

We now understand, without question that large marine mammals do NOT belong in small Aquariums or private ‘shows’.

Please - lets end this, lets be the better animal : we are the ones with the power to set the others free.

Zoos are very important for conservation and protection of species, along with allowing vital studies to be carried out.
Zoos are important, don’t hate zoos, hate seaworld.

(via coolpenis)

bullied:

maybe ur dick is so small because you shoved 2/3 of it into your personality

(via emmablackery)

live. just live. let the rest follow.
also chemistry and food and sci-fi books. latin is a pretty cool language and john green. you are a pretty cool person for taking the time to look at my blog so chat me or something social like that.

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